Real Estate Humour

Interpreting listing descriptions

Posted on Dec 01, 2018 in Real Estate Humour

Have you ever reviewed a property listing and thought… “Yes, but what does that actually mean?”

Salespeople are notorious for using glowing language and rose-coloured glasses when describing their wares. As a public service, you will find below a useful guide to help interpret what you’re reading…

"Needs TLC" = major structural damage;
"Convenient...